Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Avatar Plug In !

Avatar is a mind blowing movie. Along with the thrilling 3D effects and crazy animations, it has one amazing concept – every Na'vi (a blue-skinned neolithic species of sapient humanoids with feline characteristics!! ;) -> basically the blue creatures) have an amazing illuminated string like ‘plug-in’ at the end of their plait – which can be plugged into other things like the horse or the ‘tree of voices’ and you can then feel and know the other thing ! Wow – just wish we had something like this today – imagine how the world and people would transform –



The Avatar Software Engineer – Software developers can now directly plug into customers and get their requirements precisely and code – just imagine – you are writing the exact code that the customer wants ! No more leaking of data through managers, no more change requests, no more assuming and coding !

The avatar boyfriend – The avatar boyfriend can now plug into his girlfriend while she is asleep and know what she wants on valentine’s day. Days of efforts saved – i.e. if you are able to know what she wants rather than just seeing her running around trees with with Shahid Kapoor in her dreams ;).

The avatar police can now plug into goons and terrorists and know the truth and would miss all the fun of torturing innocent people.

The Avatar students can now say with authority that their professors don’t know what they are saying ;).

Whats more, plug into your dog and know what are his shitting times – the house is clean!

The Avatar Gadget – Google would launch G-Avatar : A hand held device in which you plug in- and just think what you want to search- it can search out and download all results in your memory.. oops. Brain ;).

Politicians can be plugged in publicly and prosecuted, Call center employees can plug into their phones and control the minds of their customers to fix problems onsite.

And the last one – The Avatar Manager – Extinct ! If developers and designers get everything that the customers want- why managers ;).

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3 comments:

Sachin said...

haha :) Amazing imagination!
Everyone's brain would overflow with information(memory full!) and then indians can start a 'avatar-data center' where our guys will offer free brain space for some premium fees ;) fancy!

thouarethat said...

haha..;) great.. we can then make money on outsourced thinking too ;)
avatar-outsourcing : plug in and let us do the thinking for you while you enjoy in the spa ;)

Hugoilkb said...

haha..;) great.. we can then make money on outsourced thinking too ;) avatar-outsourcing : plug in and let us do the thinking for you while you enjoy in the spa ;)